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GCW
BLAZE
August 30th,
2006
GCW Arena – New York, NY
David Dole: Ladies and
gentleman I am David Dole and welcome to the inaugural GCW Blaze here at the GCW
Arena in New York! It’s a night to record in the history books as GCW starts
it’s second television show just days after the monument us events of Extreme
Heat. Who here could forget Blake Frederiksen’s devious victory in the Ultimate
Cage to not just take the World Championship to the UWA but United States and
Television Championships also!
Frank Einstein: Devious?
Devious? This past Sunday was one of the most heart-warming tales in sports
history as Blake Frederiksen overcame adversity after adversity to take back
what was stolen from him at Ultimate Brawl. It brought a tear to my eye, it
truly did. Now hello everyone watching at home, I am Frank Einstein, the
Extreme Intellectual, and it’s great to be here on television calling Blaze. I
assure the audience watching at home that even with the ankle weight that is
David Dole weighing me down I will do my best to entertain you all tonight.
David Dole: Well thanks for
the glowing support there Frank. Our first match of the night is going to be
GCW newcomer Eye Scream Man, fresh off his victory at Extreme Heat against
Predator, taking on the veteran high-flier Snow Plow in a Hardcore rules match.
(“Rollin’” by Limp Bizkit
starts to play throughout the GCW arena as Snow Plow steps through the dry ice
gathered around the entrance to emerge at the stage under the Jumbotron to the
cheers of the fans. He starts to make his way down the ramp when Eye Scream Man
appears from the dry ice as well and cracks Snow Plow in the back of the head
with a Kendo stick sending him rolling down the ramp way to the cheers of the
fans)
David Dole: Listen to the
cheers of these fans for Eye Scream Man there as he gets this match started off
early. He obviously won a few more fans at Extreme Heat with his impressive
victory over Tag Team Champion Predator in that Falls Count Anywhere match.
(At the bottom of the ramp
at ringside Snow Plow gets back to his feet only for Eye Scream Man to hit him
in the stomach with his Kendo stick. Snow Plow staggers back against the ring
apron and Eye Scream Man hits him with a vicious European Uppercut. Grabbing
the high-flier he whips him into the guardrail, which he hits with impact)
David Dole: What’s Eye
Scream Man doing now? He’s putting Snow Plow’s legs in-between the bars on that
guard rail and he’s now strung him upside down right in front of the crowd! He
sends two vicious kicks into the chest of Snow Plow now and- Oh my God! What a
brutal kick right to the face of Snow Plow, which has now opened a cut right
above his eye.
Frank Einstein: What is this
garbage David? Why couldn’t we have had some real wrestling to kick off the
opening match for the inaugural edition of Blaze? Oh what I’d do now for some
pure wrestling á la the UWA!
(Eye Scream Man unhooks the
legs of Snow Plow from the guardrail and drags the groggy Canadian to his feet
and begins to deliver some brutal elbows to the head of Snow Plow bloodying him
further. Going for another elbow to the head Snow Plow goes underneath the
elbow though and hits an STO on Eye Scream Man on the outside. Shaking his head
groggily he pulls out the mat underneath Eye Scream Man covering the concrete
and drags ESM back to his feet and hits a Double Arm DDT on the concrete!!)
David Dole: Vicious! Double
Arm DDT on the exposed concrete and now both men in this contest are busted
wide open, look at all that blood!
Frank Einstein: Well you’re
not going to find any brain fluid coming out from those skulls - there’d need
to be brains inside!
David Dole: Now Snow Plow
looks to be going for a Sharpshooter on that exposed concrete but no he’s
turning Eye Scream Man onto his stomach here. Now he’s got a hold of both arms
of ESM here and- NO! He’s not going to deliver a Curb Stomp on the concrete! He
can’t! OH MY GOD!! He DOES! Eye Scream Man is DEAD! No man could survive
something like that!
“HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY
SHIT!”
(There is now a huge gash in
the forehead of Eye Scream Man who seems completely out of it as Snow Plow
manages to somehow roll him into the ring and hook the leg for a cover 1...
2... A kick out by ESM unbelievably! Snow Plow drags him back to the feet and
starts to drive knees to his head without remorse before hitting a Butterfly
Suplex)
David Dole: Snow Plow makes
another cover but somehow, some way, Eye Scream Man is able to kick out of it!
Such resilience!
Frank Einstein: Let me tell
you David that there’s nothing in the world like a great wrestling match David
and this is not it! I’ve seen prettier car-crashes.
(Both men on their feet Snow
Plow drives some forearms into the bloody face of Eye Scream Man, the larger
man still feeling the effects of that earlier Curb Stomp, before whipping him
off the ropes but ESM grabs the ropes as he reaches them stopping his momentum.
Snow Plow charges at Eye Scream Man but is Back Bodydropped over the top rope
to the floor below)
David Dole: Eye Scream Man
has managed to gain a brief respite here to try and recoup some of his energy
but he’s holding his head here which is still bleeding profusely.
Frank Einstein: Having lost
so much blood here Eye Scream Man’s really got to be feeling dizzy now. Every
minute this match goes on further the more tired he’s going to get.
David Dole: Snow Plow is now
getting to his feet on the outside but wait- ESM runs off the ropes on the
other side of the ring and he dives through the ropes at Snow Plow - Tope Con
Giro! But Snow Plow dodges and ESM crashes straight into the guardrail!! HAVE
MRECY! HAVE MERCY!!
“HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY
SHIT!”
David Dole: Just look at
this replay and see the velocity at which Eye Scream Man hurtles himself
through the ropes at Snow Plow but hits that guard rail! The punishment his
back must have sustained from that! There is no give in a metal guardrail! This
match is over! It’s over!
(Eye Scream Man is lying
motionless in a bloody heap next to the guardrail as Snow Plow sets up a table
on the outside above the exposed concrete. Rolling ESM onto the table he gets
back into the ring and ascends to the top turnbuckle)
David Dole: Oh no! Oh no!
What could Snow Plow be thinking of here?
Frank Einstein: Who would
have ever imagined someone with dwarfitis like Snow Plow could be so in control
of someone the size of Eye Scream Man?
David Dole: What? Snow Plow
is 5’4” and I’d hardly call that dwarfitis.
Frank Einstein: Dwarfitis.
David Dole: Snow Plow
signals to this crowd who are roaring their approval for the high-flying
Canadian and he leaps to the air and DOUBLE FOOT STOMP THROUGH THE TABLE!!!
DOUBLE FOOT STOMP THROUGH THE TABLE!!! SNOW PLOW HAS JUST KILLED EYE SCREAM
MAN!!!!!
“THIS IS AWESOME! THIS IS
AWESOME! THIS IS AWESOME!”
David Dole: Snow Plow just
hit a Double Foot Stomp on Eye Scream Man through a table onto exposed
concrete!! HAVE MERCY! Have mercy! Now he’s managed to roll ESM into the ring
and he makes the cover, which will seal the victory and - Have mercy!! Eye
Scream Man gets his foot on the ropes!! He gets his foot on the ropes!
(Snow Plow is visibly upset now
and screams “Stay down!” at ESM before rolling back out of the ring and
grabbing a garbage can which he brings back in. He empties the contents on the
apron before wedging the garbage can in-between the ropes underneath the
turnbuckle)
David Dole: Snow Plow now
has ESM back on his feet who looks near death and he drives his head into that
turnbuckle one time - no, two times! He now gets on that turnbuckle himself and
he looks like he’s going to finish it with that Tornado DDT he uses - but no!
ESM somehow has the energy to counter with a Northern Lights Suplex but Snow
Plow kicks out of it!
(ESM crawls over to the
emptied contents of the garbage can as Snow Plow takes a moment to get back to
his feet and marches over to Eye Scream Man and grabs him by the scruff of his
neck. He starts to hoist Eye Scream Man back to his feet but ESM has a coat
hanger and he gets it over Snow Plow’s head and starts to choke him with it!)
David Dole: Eye Scream Man
now choking Snow Plow with a metal wire coat hanger of all things! The ref is
asking if he wants to quit but he’s fighting and now - No! No! Don’t do it Eye
Scream Man!! He’s got a bottle of Drano as well now from all that garbage and
he’s pouring it all over the face of Snow Plow trying to make him swallow it!!
This is SICK! Did I just see Snow Plow swallow some?!! He taps out! Snow Plow
taps and this match is over! Eye Scream Man is victorious as I think we may
have just been witness to new depths of brutality and violence here in GCW!
Frank Einstein: Well look at
the bright side.
David Dole: What?
Frank Einstein: Now maybe we
won’t ever have to see those two again, hah hah!
David Dole: Well that is
indeed a distinct possibility folks as the ring is now being cleaned as Eye
Scream Man is being wheeled away on a stretcher having lapsed into
unconsciousness and Snow Plow is somehow making it back up the ramp with the
help of two paramedics with a bucket in his hands that he’s retching into. Just
brutal folks, just brutal. Our next match however is a tag team contest as
we’ll see former GCW Tag Team Champions DMG & Mighty Knight take on Dead
Man Crew.
(“True” by Chamillionaire
starts to play and the team of Dark Magician Girl and Mighty Knight make their
way down to the ring to the cheers of the fans. With the pair in the ring the
lights in the GCW Arena go out all of a sudden to come on a few seconds later
and Dead Man Crew are at the bottom of the ramp in front of the ring)
David Dole: Where did the Dead
Man Crew just appear from like that? Do we have trapdoors set up on the outside
of the ring?
Frank Einstein: Maybe the
Ultimate Warrior is making an appearance tonight!
David Dole: Well DMG is
taking it in her stride as she jumps to the ropes and a Springboard Shooting
Star Press onto the Dead Man Crew - impressive! All three competitors back on
their feet now but here comes Mighty Knight and Fosbury Flop!!
“HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY
SHIT!”
David Dole: Have mercy, but
what a maneuver there by Mighty Knight taking out the Dead Man Crew and his own
partner. Mighty Knight on his feet now and he rolls Demon under the bottom rope
into the ring. Mighty Knight on the apron now and a Corkscrew Splash over the
ropes onto Demon below and the ref makes the count but Demon kicks out at 2.
(Mighty Knight pulls up
Demon and hits a quick Snap Suplex before delivering a hard chop to his chest.
The Demon sits up clutching his chest as Mighty Knight comes off the ropes and
delivers a Dropkick to back of Demon’s head. Mighty Knight drags Demon over to
his corner and Snapmares him over and kicks him stiffly in the back of his head
before making the tag to Dark Magician Girl. She comes in and immediately locks
in a Cravate and Snapmares over Demon again and locks in a Dragon Sleeper. She
holds it for a few seconds before Demon back up and taking him over with a
Headlock Takedown. Twisting her hips though she rolls herself and Demon before
bridging over in a Reverse Chinlock)
David Dole: Classic tag team
wrestling here by the GCW veterans DMG and the Mighty Knight as they cut off
the ring and isolate Demon from Dead Man King and may I add an impressive
Bridging Reverse Chinlock by DMG. Here comes Dead Man King though to break it
up and the referee takes him back to his corner remonstrating with him.
Frank Einstein: Dead Man
King has got to keep his cool here as DMG and Mighty Knight are trying to
infuriate him by cutting him out of the match like this.
(Holding Demon’s ankle DMG
tags in Mighty Knight who then takes the ankle being held by DMG who then takes
a wrist of Demon and both then twist. DMG then grabs the next wrist and Mighty
Knight takes the other and both twist. They go round until both have an ankle
which they then twist before giving Demon a Wishbone causing him to cradle his
groin in pain. Mighty Knight whips him to the turnbuckle and follows up and
jumps to the second rope to deliver a vicious Enziguiri to the side of Demon’s
head which reverberates around the arena)
David Dole: Demon is going
to have one hell of a headache in the morning after that! He really needs to
get a tag to his partner here. Now Mighty Knight lifts Demon to the top rope
and looks to be going for a Musclebuster but the Demon is countering with some
stiff forearms and Somersault Neckbreaker! Mighty Knight is down and he gets
the hot tag to Dead Man King!
(He comes in and Dead Man
King hits a big Clothesline on Mighty Knight turning him inside out and DMG
runs in but only to receive a Big Boot for her troubles. Dead Man King goes
back over to Mighty Knight and hits a Shinbreaker which he then converts into
an overhead Suplex and the crowd go wild)
David Dole: Dead Man King
now grabs Dark Magician Girl and looks like he’s going for a Powerbomb now but
no, he’s got DMG up in the air but what’s he waiting for? Wait, here comes
Demon and he hits a Dropkick on DMG as King hits that vicious Powerbomb! Now
it’s just Dead Man King and DMG in the ring too as Mighty Knight clotheslines
himself and Demon over the top rope. King pulls DMG to her feet and signals for
another Powerbomb but a low blow by DMG and she locks in a Guillotine Choke!
Will Dead Man King submit?
Frank Einstein: It doesn’t
matter as Dark Magician Girl isn’t even legal in the ring at this time!
(DMG and Dark Man King
tumble through the ropes to the outside as King tries to escape the Guillotine
Choke but DMG doesn’t relinquish her hold. She keeps the choke on outside the
ring as Demon is whipping Mighty Knight into the guardrail)
David Dole: The referee is trying
to restore some order here by starting the count but he’s just counted to 10
and it seems that Dead Man Crew and Dark Magician Girl & Mighty Knight have
both been counted out. We have a no contest here as security come down to break
this one up. You’ve got to assume that Tag Team Champions Ace King &
Predator were watching that one.
Frank Einstein: It’s cheaper
than Nightol I guess.
David Dole: Speaking of
Predator he’s in our next contest tonight as he meets “The New Age Icon” Perice
McGee.
(“Don’t Stay” by Linkin Park
starts to play and “The New Age Icon” makes his way down the ramp to the cheers
of the fans. He climbs into the ring and gets on the turnbuckle and starts to
work the New York crowd further)
David Dole: Perice McGee has
been making waves since first arriving here in GCW and he’s surely a prospect
for the future and this should be a great match. We got to know him a little
better when he sat down with Nick Lutz at Extreme Heat though on the topic of
the feud between B.A.D. and UWA he seemed pretty ambiguous, praising both
groups.
Frank Einstein: I’ll concede
that McGee could have a career here in GCW if he were to associate with the
right people such as the UWA but that’s a membership you have to earn.
David Dole: What about
B.A.D.?
Frank Einstein: They’re an
inspiration for birth control.
(The chilling funeral dirge
of the Predator begins to play as the GCW Tag Team Champion makes his way down
to the ring to the cheers of fan, albeit not as loud as those for Perice)
David Dole: Predator has his
size in his favour in this bout and he could gather some great momentum going
into his Tag Team Title defense with Ace King against Violent Dizazter this
Saturday with a victory on Blaze tonight.
(Both men meet in a
collar-and-elbow tie-up and Perice goes inside the hold and turns it into a
Hammerlock. He wrenches on the elbow of Predator but the mysterious big man
seems to feel no pain. Predator simply yanks his arm out of the grip of McGee
and spins around smashing a huge Roaring Elbow into the face of The New Age
Icon)
David Dole: Perice McGee is
now down on the mat and he’s really got to be wary of the brute power of
Predator here.
Frank Einstein: Maybe he
should call in some aliens to even this one up. Get it? That movie Alien vs.
Predator. Man, I crack myself up, hah hah.
David Dole: Perice gets to
his feet now and ducks a Clothesline attempt by Predator. Predator now turns
around and gets caught in a Cravate by McGee. I’m not sure how much damage
that’s going to do someone like Predator but wait; McGee hooks one of the legs
of Predator and Cravate Suplex! Shades of Chris Hero there - impressive!
(Predator gets to his feet to
be met with an Armdrag by Perice and he comes back to receive a Hiptoss
followed by a quick Leg-drop across the throat. Perice then applies a Rear
Chinlock on Predator and wrenches backwards on his jaw as Predator tries to
fight him off. With the crowd’s support Predator starts to get his adrenaline
pumping and manages to get to his feet with McGee still hanging on with the
Rear Chinlock but Perice then takes down the big man with a Lung Blower)
David Dole: “The New Age
Icon” now gets Predator back up to his feet and he goes for a Double Underhook
Backbreaker and yes - he nails it! Perice is now ascending to the top rope and
it looks like he could be going for The Pericing Star but no! Predator manages
to grab the top rope and he dislodges Perice who appears to have groined
himself on the top rope.
Frank Einstein: Pure comedy
every time, who doesn’t love that?
David Dole: Predator now
grabs Perice by the head whose legs are still draped on the ropes and Ace
Cutter! That looked awesome and Predator makes the cover 1... 2... McGee
manages to kick out!
(Predator follows up the Ace
Cutter with a Sidewalk Slam before whipping McGee to the ropes and hitting a
huge Spinebuster)
David Dole: Perice McGee
looks like he may have bitten off more than he can chew here as Predator drags
him to his feet and hoists him to his shoulders - Cutthroat Psycho Driver!!
1... 2... NO! Perice kicks out at the last moment and the Predator looks
irritated. He drags “The New Age Icon” back to his feet and drives a knee into
his stomach and he signals for his finisher, Silent Death. He goes for it,
Perice blocks, Predator smashes a big forearm down on his back, goes for it
again and this time he hits it! Have mercy but what a brutal move, it must be
all over now.
Frank Einstein: I don’t
think so, that freak’s staring out of the ring. Maybe it’s Jason Voorhies and
he wants his mask back?
David Dole: Predator isn’t
covering the prone McGee here but he’s slid out of the ring and rummaging under
the ring for something. What’s he got there? A canister full of petrol! Good
God! What’s he going to with that?! We’ve seen Predator in recent weeks
demonstrate his apparent resistance to fire - is that what he’s got in mind? Is
he going to try and set fire to Perice McGee?!
(Predator slides back into
the ring with the petrol canister and shows it off to the cheers of the fans to
only turn around into The Pericing Clash!!)
David Dole: Perice makes the
cover 1... 2... 3... It’s all over folks! Predator gave McGee time to gather
his wits after that Silent Death and he took advantage and his undefeated
streak continues here in GCW. Predator’s surely going to be feeling foolish
tonight after throwing away such a golden opportunity to win this match.
Frank Einstein: Tonight in
New York we spell moron P-r-e-d-a-t-o-r.
“THE
INSIDER” W/ NICK LUTZ (Interviewing Shane Stevens)
David Dole: Wait a second
Frank, I’m getting word that “The Mercenary” Shane Stevens is arriving right
now in his limousine for The Insider Report with Nick Lutz.
Frank Einstein: At last! It
looks like Blaze is about to pick up.
~Backstage~
(Shane Steven’s limousine
pulls up into the car-park of the GCW Arena and his door is opened for him by his
chauffer. Shane steps out in a brand new suit and is handed his bag by his
chauffer and the camera-crew follows him into the arena on his way to his
locker-room. Walking past the locker-rooms of some other GCW superstars he
comes to the door with a “Shane Stevens” plaque on it and opens the door and
goes in. All of a sudden The Weazyl and VIP appear seconds after Shane enters
the room and VIP pulls a key from his pocket which he locks the door with)
The Weazyl: Hey VIP, how did
you get the key to Shane’s locker-room?
VIP: I didn’t dude, I got
the key to the boiler room.
(Both start laughing as
Weazyl pulls off the “Shane Stevens” plaque to reveal one underneath reading
“Boiler Room”. Both men then start cracking up even further as they hear Shane
pounding on the door and screaming obscenities and demanding to be let out)
VIP: Hey Dad, I know it’s
usually the father grounding the kid but tonight it’s going to be the other way
around I think. We wouldn’t want the first ever Blaze stinked up by you going
out there and boring all the fans into senility. Hell, we wouldn’t want you to
embarrass yourself out there by having your dentures fall out or anything on
live TV.
The Weazyl: You really
thought that there weren’t going to be any consequences for that shit you
pulled in the Ultimate Cage? Hell, this is just the tip of the iceberg. Just
wait until we’ve got you and that pretty boy punk Skip Jones at this week’s
Showdown. As for Blake The Fake, you tell him that I’ll be coming to collect
what’s mine soon enough.
VIP: I think our job’s now
done here.
The Weazyl: Almost Billy,
almost.
(Weazyl waves his arm and
three builders dressed for work in hard-hats with B.A.D. stickers on appear
with their power tools and planks of wood. At Weazyl’s signal they then start
boarding over the door to the boiler room sending B.A.D. into further
hysterics. They then both high-five and walk off leaving their hired builders
at work on the door)
~Ringside~
Frank Einstein: For the love
of God get someone back there! Call the police, the fire brigade, the nearest
hospital! Call Homeland Security!
David Dole: You’ve got to
admit that it’s kind of funny Frank.
Frank Einstein: Kind of
funny?! This is the darkest day in this nation’s history since 9/11! Where are
Blake and Skip?! Don’t tell me those no-good B.A.D. hoodlums have accosted them
too!
JOHNNY
GODLESS VS. BLAKE FREDERIKSEN
(“Danger! High Voltage” by
Electric Six starts to play and Blake Frederiksen steps out from underneath the
Jumbotron with Skip Jones in tow as well. Blake rubs the World Championship at
his waist and hefts his Television and United States Championships on either
shoulder and starts making his way down to the ring to overwhelming boos from
the crowd. Skip remains on the stage and waves his hand and Desire joins him at
his side and they walk down to the ring as well to continued boos. The trio
eventually make their way into the ring and Blake Frederiksen is handed a
microphone)
Frank Einstein: Oh thank God
our Triple Champion is here to amend matters!
David Dole: He’s here to
defend his Television Championship against Johnny Godless and why exactly does
that require Skip Jones and Desire to be here as well?
Blake Frederiksen: Tonight-
“YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK! YOU
SUCK!”
Blake Frederiksen: Well let
me tell you that all of your mothers swallow.
Frank Einstein: Hah hah hah!
Blake Frederiksen: As I was
saying, tonight I am to defend my recently won UWA Television Championship
against Johnny Godless. I would say I’ve been training long and hard for this
match but who would I be kidding? I don’t need to train to wrestle a bum like
Godless. Needless to say that after the traumatic event I just witnessed
perpetrated on my father Shane Stevens by B.A.D. I am not in the state of mind
to wrestle tonight. I have not been cleared to compete by the UWA doctor and so
I will not be wrestling Johnny Godless tonight.
“BULLSHIT! BULLSHIT!
BULLSHIT!”
Blake Frederiksen: I know my
fans, I know. I was looking forward to beating that floor-sweeping putz tonight
but sadly it’s out of my hands. However, I think it’s only appropriate that the
man to defend my title for me is the most telegenic person in GCW. I am of
course talking about the Sexiest Man in GCW, Skip Jones! However, do not fear
that I am to now leave the GCW Arena tonight for I will now join the esteemed
wrestling pundit Frank Einstein and that other guy at the commentary booth for
the match.
(Blake hands back the
microphone to a chorus of boos as Blake hugs Skip and hands him the UWA
Television Championship. Blake then exit’s the ring and heads over to the
announce table and sits down next to Frank Einstein)
Frank Einstein: Mr. World
Champion it’s an absolute honour for you to join me here at the announce table.
An honour!
Blake Frederiksen: The
pleasure is all mine Frank. Let me just say it’s wonderful to have a man of
your unwavering impartiality calling matches for the GCW night after night.
David Dole: Blake what’s the
real reason you won’t face Johnny Godless tonight?
Blake Frederiksen: Real
reason? My father Shane Stevens is currently locked up in this arena’s boiler
room with a crew of people trying to break him out of there. Not only must he
be in trauma but I am as well and my doctor could not in clear conscience allow
me to wrestle here tonight. You see this is what happens when you allow B.A.D.
to run amok.
David Dole: Well maybe if at
the Ultimate Cage you had played it square-
Frank Einstein: What?! Do
you think Weazyl played it fair when he cheated Blake out of the title
originally at Ultimate Brawl?
(As “Link 234” by Rammstein
starts to play Desire steps out to ringside as Johnny Godless makes his way
down to the ring to the booming cheers of the fans. He steps inside of the ring
and the cheers increase as the referee holds the Television Championship high
in the air and the bell is rung getting the match underway. Skip and Johnny tie
up and Skip forces Johnny to the corner and hits a hard chop which reverberates
around the arena)
David Dole: Skip Jones
certainly isn’t what you’d call a large man but he’s using his power advantage
over the considerably smaller Johnny Godless here.
Blake Frederiksen: Did you
know that Johnny Godless once ordered a Filipino mail-order bride but the whole
thing fell through as his cheque bounced?
David Dole: What?!
Frank Einstein: I didn’t but
thanks for the info Blake!
(Skip delivers a few more
hard chops in the corner and Godless slumps to the floor as Skip jumps up and
lands a foot each on the ropes and swings back down into the gut of Godless
driving the wind right out of him. Skip drags Godless up to his feet and
quickly hits a Brainbuster before climbing to the top rope)
David Dole: Skip on the top
rope now and he goes for the 450 Splash but no! Godless manages to roll his way
under the bottom rope and avoid that high-risk offense by GCW’s self-professed
sexiest man.
Blake Frederiksen: If Johnny
Godless was a real man’s wrestler like myself he would have taken that 450
Splash to show just how tough he was.
(Skip gets back up to his
feet and Johnny slingshots over the ropes to hit a Hurricanrana on Skip to the
approval of fans. Johnny sends two stiff forearms into Skip’s jaw but the UWA
high-flier rakes the eyes of Godless who stumbles backwards clutching his eyes.
For a moment it looks like Johnny is going to fall through the ropes but
falling backwards he flips off the top rope with his legs and charges back at
Skip and hits a monstrous Pendulum Lariat)
David Dole: Johnny Godless
makes the cover now but Skip Jones manages to kick-out at 2. Both men on their
feet now Godless hits Skip with some hard-edged chops to the neck and shoulders
before taking him over with a Fireman’s Carry. He comes off the rope now and
drops the knee on the face of Skip Jones.
Blake Frederiksen: So not
only is Johnny Godless bitter that Skip’s a better wrestler than he but that
he’s more attractive. Look at him go after Skip’s face!
(Johnny starts to drive rapid
elbows into the face of Skip Jones and the disorientated Skip launches a
Clothesline which Godless ducks. He spins Skip around and hooks his leg before
bridging over with a Belly To Back Suplex. Skip is able to kick out before 3
however and heaving Skip back to his feet Johnny whips him to the ropes but
Skip counters and pulls Godless into a Swinging Neckbreaker. Skip drops an
elbow onto the neck of Godless before backing off as Godless gets to his feet)
David Dole: Godless now on
his feet and a Reverse STO by Skip Jones and he’s now locking in a-
Blake Frederiksen: Koji
Clutch. That’s what the move’s called David and looks like Godless is about to
tap out and the UWA keep the Television Title.
Frank Einstein: Go Skip, go!
(Johnny manages to make it
to the ropes and grabs hold though Skip hangs on to the Koji Clutch and after
counting to 5 the referee himself drags Skip off. Skip drags up Godless and
locks his waist and goes for a German Suplex but Johnny goes over and lands on
his feet!!)
David Dole: Incredible!
Johnny now locks in a Full Nelson on Skip Jones and Dragon Suplex! 1... 2...
NO! Desire pulls out the leg of Johnny from ringside to break up the count. Now
Johnny’s got her by the hair though and he’s dragging her into the ring!
Blake Frederiksen: This is
sickening! Johnny Godless is about to assault that poor, defenceless woman!
(Blake gets up from the
announce booth and grabs the timekeeper’s bell and gets up on the apron but the
referee tries to grab the bell off Blake. Blake drives a stiff elbow into his
face knocking down the referee though but as he does so Johnny pushes Desire at
Blake and she collides with the ring bell)
Frank Einstein: NO! Blake
just accidentally clocked Desire with that ring bell!
(Blake looks down at Desire
in shock as Johnny leaps up and Dropkicks the bell right into the face of Blake
who collapses to the outside dropping the ring bell. Johnny picks up the ring
bell and then turns around into a boot to the gut by Skip Jones who then hits a
Package Piledriver on Johnny onto the ring bell)
David Dole: Johnny Godless
is busted wide open here as Skip Jones ascends to the top rope now. He goes for
the Big Time and leaps into the air but Johnny holds up that ring bell and
Skip’s head connects right onto it as he comes down!!
Frank Einstein: Disqualify
him ref, disqualify him!
David Dole: Johnny covers
Skip as the referee comes to 1... 2... 3... Johnny Godless overcomes the UWA to
win here tonight! We have a new GCW Television Champion!!
(Johnny Godless grabs his
new belt and jumps into the jubilant crowd with it as the beaten and outwitted
UWA lick their wounds in the ring)
Frank Einstein: A black day
in a wrestling history, a black day!
David Dole: Who would have guessed
after Extreme Heat that the UWA would suffer a night as bad as this! Tune in to
Showdown this coming Saturday where Violent Dizazter challenge for Tag Team
gold, Blake Frederiksen defends his United States Championship against Sam
McKee, UWA meet B.A.D. in a No DQ grudge match and much more!