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GCW
BLAZE
September 6th,
2006
GCW Arena – New York, NY
David Dole: Ladies and
gentleman I am David Dole and may I welcome you to Blaze tonight where we have
a huge main event with Johnny Godless’ newly acquired Television Title on the
line against Ryder and Predator. We’ve a great night in store for all watching
Blaze tonight!
Frank Einstein: A great
night in store? How on earth can you say that David knowing full well that the
UWA aren’t scheduled to appear? I am Frank Einstein, the Extreme Intellectual,
and despite my disappointment that the GCW’s finest wrestlers will not be in
action tonight I will do my best to keep you all entertained.
David Dole: Well if you’ve a
problem about missing the UWA tonight Frank why not just start a UWA Fan Club
which meets every Wednesday?
Frank Einstein: Don’t be
stupid David, we meet on Fridays.
(“I Walk Alone” by Saliva
starts to play and Eye Scream Man makes his way down to the ring to kick off
Blaze to the cheers of the fans)
David Dole: Eye Scream Man
won that brutal Hardcore match last Blaze against Snow Plow and will he notch
up another win against a member of The Dark Crushing Snow Knights tonight?
Frank Einstein: What an
imaginative name for a stable. Anyway, if Crusher’s smart here, and I’m not
saying he is, he’ll go after the head of Eye Scream Man after that sick Curb
Stomp he received last week.
(The Crusher’s music doesn’t
even play as he charges down the entrance ramp to a small amount of cheers and
slides under the bottom rope of the ring to starts exchanging blows with ESM.
Eye Scream Man gets the upper hand as he drives Crusher back to the ropes with
some big right hands before whipping him across the ring and hitting a Flapjack
on him in the center of the ring)
David Dole: Crusher gets
back to his feet quickly here and ESM jumps to the air and hits a Leg Lariat on
Crusher taking him down. Impressive ability by Eye Scream Man there. Crusher
back to his feet now and he receives a boot in the gut by ESM and he goes for
the Stunner! No! Crusher spins him around and gets ESM in a Hammerlock and have
mercy! A vicious Clothesline with such impact!
(Crusher makes the cover but
ESM is able to kick out after the first count and Crusher goes around to his
back and gets him in a Head Vice)
David Dole: Look at the
agony on Eye Scream Man’s face! I guess that’s how Crusher got his nickname!
Frank Einstein: I heard it’s
actually a family name passed down from his great-grandfather who crushed
grapes at the famous Champagne vineyards.
(Eye Scream Man manages to
reach back and hit a couple of knees to the head of Crusher who releases his
grip and stumbles backwards. ESM follows up and hits a European Uppercut before
reaching around to hit a Half Nelson Backbreaker on Crusher)
David Dole: Shades of
Roderick Strong there as ESM follows up with a Senton Splash down across the
back of Crusher. He now helps up Crusher and gets him on his shoulders and he’s
got a Torture Rack locked in! What strength by ESM - but no, Crusher reaches
out his hand and gouges the eyes of ESM who drops him down and he hits a
Grapevine DDT. There’s no need for dirty tactics like that.
Frank Einstein: Dirty
tactics? It’s called ingenuity, having the edge, and Crusher is showing that he
wants the victory here tonight. He’s starting to impress me.
David Dole: Oh I’m sure he
is. ESM back to his feet now but Crusher is behind him and he hits a Backdrop
Suplex but wait a second - He holds on to it and rolls through into a Blue
Thunder Powerbomb!! Wow, that is impressive! Crusher makes the cover but ESM is
resilient enough to kick out at 2 but look at him nursing the back of his head
there.
(Crusher drags ESM back to
his feet and delivers a clubbing blow to the back of his head, which sends him
right down again. He drags him back up again and pulls off a Body Slam in the center
of the ring. He makes his way over to the top rope, which he ascends and
showboats for the fans a little before going for a Diving Head butt - and
MISSES! Crusher connects with nothing but mat and the referee starts to count
with both men down on the floor 1... 2... 3... 4... 5... 6... Crusher gets back
to his feet groggily and so does ESM soon after. Crushers goes for a
Clothesline but ESM ducks under and sends him into the corner and follows up
with a big Spear on Crusher there. He climbs on the second rope above Crusher
and starts to hammer down blows on him)
Frank Einstein: If I wanted
to see two people slugging it out I would have gone to a boxing match or stayed
at home with my wife tonight. I want to see wrestling!
David Dole: The crowd
counting along here with Eye Scream Man and there’s the tenth punch and he
leaps to the air and HAVE MERCY!! Double Foot Stomp right onto the face of
Crusher!! There’s blood gushing out of the nose of Crusher now and I think it
might be broken after that! ESM now on the top rope and he’s dragging Crusher
up with him. He’s positing Crusher’s head between his thighs and could he be
looking for the Pepsi Plunge here? ESM tries to lift him but he hasn’t the
power to and Crusher now drives two elbows into the side of ESM. These men are
both hovering precariously on the rope there and TOP ROPE WRIST-CLUTCH EXPLODER
SUPLEX!!!!! HAVE MERCY!! Is that wrestling enough for you Frank?!
(Both men lie motionless for
a short while before Crusher drapes his arm over ESM 1... 2... 3... Wait no!
ESM has his foot on the rope and the match continues. Crusher drags ESM back to
his feet and he goes to lock in the Necktwister but ESM counters and lifts
Crusher up and spins him round to groin him on the ropes. Ouch!)
David Dole: Crusher
clutching his genitals now and Eye Scream Man just slaps the taste out of his
mouth and Crusher crashes back into the ring. Crusher gets back to his feet
still holding his groin and Roaring Elbow!! Wow, what impact on that. ESM drags
him back up and STUNNER!! STUNNER! The ref makes the count 1... 2... NO! He’s
dragged out of the ring by The Mighty Knight! The rest of the Dark Crushing
Snow Knights have just turned up.
Frank Einstein: There’s
safety in numbers David.
David Dole: ESM looks pissed
now and he’s standing at the ropes trading insults with the Dark Crushing Snow
Knights. He turns around though right into the Necktwister! Good night folks
this is elementary! The ref back in the ring now and ESM is tapping out. It’s
all over.
(All four of the Dark
Crushing Snow Knights then get in the ring and starts to put the boots to Eye
Scream Man and The Snow Plow looks to be enjoying it in particular after his
loss at last Blaze. The lights in the arena suddenly go out though!)
Frank Einstein: This is the
work of B.A.D.! I know it!
(The lights suddenly come
back on and The Dead Man Crew are in the ring!! Dead Man King throws Crusher
over the top rope to the floor outside and Demon hits a Dead Man Walk on The
Snow Plow who then rolls out to ringside. The Dead Man Crew then begin brawling
in the ring with DMG & The Mighty Knight)
Frank Einstein: Can’t these
guys just make an entrance with the lights on?!
David Dole: Last week the
match between these two teams ended in a double count-out but no chance of that
happening tonight as it is a Table match.
(The Mighty Knight and Demon
take it to the outside where Demon lifts TMK in the air and Press Slams him
back down to the floor. Reaching under the ring he pulls out a metal chair and
blasts TMK in the forehead busting him wide open. He slams a boot right into
that wound sending him sprawling into the guard-rail and drags a cup of beer
from a fan which he then slams over his head as well)
Frank Einstein: This is
disgusting!
David Cole: That chair-shot
was brutal I’d admit.
Frank Einstein: Chair-shot?
He just wasted good beer!
(Back in the ring Dark
Magician Girl is sending hard chops to the chest of Dead Man King but the
behemoth just laughs it off and grabs DMG and hits a Chokeslam on her in the
middle of the ring. DMK laughs and signals to the turnbuckle for Death From
Above. He goes to the ropes but DMG is back on her feet and she knocks the rope
catching DMK. She climbs up and viciously pokes her two fingers into his eyes
and hits the Dark Magic Attack!!)
David Dole: Dark Magic
Attack!! DMG and DMK both look beat in the ring after pulling out some big
moves here but someone needs to go through a table!
(On the outside Demon hits a
Snap Suplex on The Mighty Knight in front of the broadcast table. He points to
the crowd who cheer before putting the head of TMK between his legs and DEAD
MAN WALK ON THE OUTSIDE!)
David Dole: HAVE MERCY!! The
Mighty Knight must be concussed at the least! He may be paralyzed after that
and - God no! Demon’s rolling him onto our table we’re sitting at here. He’s
now into the ring where DMG has that Guillotine Choke of hers on Dead Man King.
He pulls her off him and knees her in the gut and hits a Sidewalk Slam. He’s
now shaking DMK and he’s pointing to the top rope!
Frank Einstein: Don’t do it
Dead Man King! I’ve written some of my best graffiti here on this table!
(David Dole and Frank
Einstein get out of the way of their table with The Mighty Knight on as Dead
Man King dives through the air looking for Death From Above but Might Knight
rolls out the way!! DMK crashes through that table himself!!)
“HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY
SHIT!”
David Dole: Have mercy!!
Dead Man King just broke himself in half! Wait a second the ref is asking for
the bell to be rung and he’s awarding this one to Dark Magician Girl and the
Mighty Knight after DMK put himself through a table! Dead Man Crew dominated
this one throughout but after risking too much they cost themselves the match
here tonight!
(Cameras go backstage
outside of the private UWA locker room, a UPS deliveryman is standing at the
door with an envelope in his hand. The
door opens and it’s Skip Jones. Skip takes the letter from the delivery guy and
then slams the door in his face. There are already cameras inside the UWA
locker room and we see Skip take the letter over to the “living room” area of
the locker room where Shane Stevens and Blake Frederiksen are sitting on a
leather reclining style couch.)
Skip Jones: Look what some
UPS dude dropped off!
(Skip hands the envelope to
Shane Stevens)
Shane Stevens: I wonder who
this could be from? You know it has to
be from someone important if they’re sending the UWA mail!
(Shane opens the envelope
and there’s 3 exclusive VIP passes to a new club in downtown New York called
Hottyz.)
Shane Stevens: What do you
think guys? Feel like partying? I mean it’s not like we’re here to wrestle
anyways!
Blake Frederiksen: Sounds
pretty good to me, do you think they’ll mind if I bring this much GOLD into the
club?
(All 3 of them starting
laughing as Blake is showing off his World and US titles)
Shane Stevens: We’re the UWA,
who in the f**k cares if they mind! If they don’t like I’ll buy the damn club
on the spot!
Skip Jones: Well seeing
there’s only 3 passes it looks like The Ladies Man is getting some different
bootay tonight!! WOOO!!
Blake Frederiksen: Alright
then, let’s get the hell out of here!! I mean you know they’re waiting for the
UWA to arrive because that’s the only way anyone’s going to know if this club
is high class or not, IF THE UWA IS IN THE HOUSE!!
(The 3 of them get up and
leave the UWA locker room. Outside there is a limo already waiting for them,
all 3 get in the limo. The club is not
too far from the GCW Arena and they arrive at their destination in about 15
minutes. The limo pulls up in front of
the arena but there’s something strange about the club, there’s only guys in
line.)
Skip Jones: Look at all
these losers they won’t let into the club!! HAHAHA!! Hey isn’t that Richard
Head over there?
Blake Frederiksen: You know
I think it is!! Don’t you guys think it’s weird there’s only guys outside?
Shane Stevens: Yeah that
does seem kind of strange!!
(Skip rolls down the limo
window and some of the guys in line start to wink at them and start whistling. Then a few of them run over to the limo all
excited.)
Shane Stevens: Roll up the
damn window Skip!! What the F**K!!!!!!!
Blake Frederiksen: This is a
f**kin’ QUEER BAR!!!
Skip Jones: Godamnit!!! I
thought maybe they were just fans of mine!!! I should get out and beat their
asses!!
Shane Stevens: That’s the problem
Skip, that’s what they hoping we’ll do!!!
Who in the hell would send the UWA passes to a club like this? Wait a
minute……
All 3: BAD!!!!!!!!!!!!
Blake Frederiksen: I can’t
believe they did it again!!! This is getting ridiculous!!!
Shane Stevens: Get this
camera the hell out of here…….NOW!!!!!!!
(Skip grabs the camera and
the cameraman and throws them both out of the limo while the gay guys are
trying to get at Skip. One of them manages to tear a piece off of Skip’s
shirt. The door quickly slams shut and
the limo peels off down the street. Cameras go back to the broadcast location)
Frank Einstein: I think I’m
going to be sick. Do B.A.D. think anyone finds these pranks funny?!
David Dole: The Great Darkness
and The Mummy & Zach Fighter are already in the ring now and this one looks
to be another straight-out brawl.
(The Mummy starts it off
with The Great Krusher and the two men exchange punches in the middle of the
ring. TGK grabs the fist of Mummy though and brings a fist down on his elbow
forcing him down before slamming a boot into the side of his head. The Mummy
staggers backwards and TGK charges him and knocks him down with an elbow before
stamping on his head)
Frank Einstein: A regular
Kobashi-Misawa encounter we’ve got going on here.
(The Mummy’s groggy now and
TGK hits a Body Slam and comes off the rope and drops a leg on the throat of
Mummy and he makes a cover 1... 2... The Mummy kicks out though and is dragged
to the corner of TGK)
David Dole: The Great
Krusher now grabs the Mummy and looks like he’s going for a Powerbomb. He lifts
Mummy up in the air and Shade slaps the back of TGK, climbs the turnbuckle and
a Powerbomb-Shiranui combination!! WOW! Who’d have thought The Great Darkness
would pull off something like that? Shade makes the cover but here comes Zach
Fighter who breaks up the count and the ref sends him back to his corner.
(Shade drags Mummy to the center
of the ring and hits a Neckbreaker before turning to taunt Fighter. Turning
back to his opponent Mummy drives a fist into Shade’s stomach before hitting a
Jawbreaker! Mummy then dives over to Fighter and makes the tag! Zach comes in
takes down Shade with a Clothesline and TGK runs into the fray but is Back
Bodydropped over the top rope to the outside by Fighter. Shade’s whipped into
the corner by Zach Fighter who grabs Mummy in the headlock and they hit a
Battering Ram on Shade in the corner)
David Dole: Could the tide
be turning here? Mummy ascends the turnbuckle and Fighter gets below taking
hold of him with Mummy getting on his shoulders. Fighter then reaches up and
throws Mummy now in the air and Senton Splash on Shade!! He must have got at
least 14 foot high into the air there!! Mummy makes the cover 1... 2... No! TGK
comes off the top rope landing an elbow on Mummy.
(TGK gets up and Fighter
spins him around and hits the Destroyer!!! Mummy makes it to the top rope as
Fighter hangs on to the legs of TGK and Slingshot Catapults him backwards as
Mummy comes down from the top rope with a Missile Dropkick!!)
“THIS IS AWESOME! THIS IS
AWESOME! THIS IS AWESOME!”
David Dole: The Mummy’s
adrenaline looks like it’s flowing here but here comes Shade with a Mafia Kick
sending him over the ropes to the floor below. Fighter now turns on The Great
Krusher and hits one punch! Two! OH - a thumb to the eye of Zach and now TGK
grabs him and Shade is back on his feet, Russian Leg Sweep-Clothesline
Combination!! 1... 2... 3... This one’s all over here folks with The Great
Darkness picking up an impressive victory,
Frank Einstein: I’m not one
to give praise and I’m not going to here to either team but that match wasn’t
awful and it’s really showing the growth of the tag division here in GCW.
David Dole: You’d think The
Violent Dizazter were watching both the previous matches but now we’re going
backstage to where Nick Lutz is standing by for “The Insider” with tonight’s
guest the former TV/Tag Champ Ace King.
“THE
INSIDER” W/ NICK LUTZ (GUEST: ACE KING)
(Cameras go backstage where
Nick Lutz is standing by with Ace King for the interview)
Nick Lutz: I am here with
Ace King on the Insider. Now Ace, you said that you would unveil your 4th
member this week, what happened? I didn’t see anyone.
Ace King: You know Nick, I
put a lot of thought into it and I decided that last week, it just wasn’t the
right time.
Nick Lutz: So when are we
gonna see him?
Ace King: You’re going to
have to wait like everyone else; you know I haven’t even told my fellow Team
Torture teammates?
Nick Lutz: No Ace I didn’t.
Ace King: See! That’s how
big of a secret this is! I don’t want to reveal my teammates identity before he
and I wish to.
Nick Lutz: Oh I see, well on
Saturday Night Showdown, Skip Jones played a part in you and Predator losing
tag team gold, maybe if you had the 4th member you would’ve been wearing the
gold with you now?
Ace King: Actually
Nick…that’s partly true. Skip set-up the damage and then I took the fall but if
the 4th member was there then it would just lead to more run-ins. don’t worry
Nick, I got it all planned out.
Nick Lutz: So you don’t mind
losing your title? Or mind that the UWA cost you your title?
Ace King: Nick I do but I’ve
got bigger things to think about.
Nick Lutz: I’m sure one
thing you’re thinking about is the new commissioner. Everyone’s talking about
that!
Ace King: As am I, Nick! Wow
you’re really up to date with current events. Well not really but back to the
question. I’m beginning to like this dude already. He doesn’t take sh** from
the UWA and a lot of people do. But this guy…nah…he puts them in their place!
And who’s the identity of this dude…? Well I don’t know. But he’ll reveal
himself when the time’s right….just like when I reveal my partner. And are you
almost done cause I really gotta go?!
Nick Lutz: Yeah I am just um
how do you feel about everyone ELSE getting a shot at the title you lost…but
not you?
Ace King laughs.
Ace King: I was thinking
about that the other night! Well I Don’t really mind it. I don’t think I’m
being singled out. Did you see Sam McMetro win the title? No you didn’t. Sure
you saw Johnny Dickless win the title, and I was happy about that! Weazyl, has
he been getting a rematch, oh no, and do I deserve a rematch? Sure. Team
Torture….deserves a rematch! And I’ll get what I deserve….trust me on that one.
Nick Lutz: Alright Ace, you
know just to bring up some past dilemmas, whatever happened to Shane Stevens at
the top of your “hit list”?
Ace King: …………Didn’t I break
his hip?
Nick Lutz: Um No well not
yet…
Ace King: You catch on
quick, Nicky.
(Ace King gives Nick an evil
smirk and walks away. Cameras go back to the broadcast location)
David Dole: We’re now back
at ringside and Predator and Ryder are already in the ring ready for this
Triple Threat match for the GCW Television Championship.
(“Link 234” by Rammstein
starts to play throughout the GCW Arena and the crowd explodes into the cheer
as Johnny Godless appears waving his Television Title triumphantly. He makes
his way down to the ring shaking the hands of fans before sliding into the
ring)
Frank Einstein: It just
sickens my stomach to see that janitor out here parading about that title he
stole from the UWA. The only reason he should be out here is to clean up the
remains of our table here!
(The ref takes the
Television Title off Godless and shows it around the arena to cheers from the
fans. Godless then steps over to Ryder and offers him his hand, which he
shakes. He offers his hand to Predator also who remains motionless for a while
before eventually shaking hands with Johnny also. Ryder and Predator then shake
hands also and the bell rings)
David Dole: What a great
show of respect and honour between these three men, that’s what we want to see
here in GCW. Regard shown not just towards championships and titles but towards
other competitors in the ring. This is real wrestling.
(All three men warily circle
around the ring and slowly come together and grab the hand of the opponent to
the right and left of them in Greco-Roman Knucklelocks. The big man Predator
slowly comes to overpower both other men and Ryder breaks the hold of Predator
and sends a big hand into the face of Predator sending him staggering
backwards. Ryder smiles but is twisted around by Godless who hits a European
Uppercut sending him to the ropes. However this gives Predator the time to come
up on Godless and deliver a Back-To-Belly Suplex)
David Dole: You don’t really
see Predator using too many suplexes in his matches usually. Perhaps he’s been
studying some of Johnny’s tricks coming into this one?
Frank Einstein: I’ve seen
“The Real Heel” Shane Stevens pull it off better.
(Predator scoops up Godless
and slams him back down to the mat. He starts to drag him back up but Godless
gets him in a Small Package but Ryder is quick to come in and break it up. The
King of Extreme pulls up Godless and knees him in the gut and comes off the
ropes and hits a Low Dropkick connecting with the side of his head. He drags
Godless back up and Predator grabs him as well and they both whip Godless to
the ropes and he comes back and goes for a Double Clothesline but both Ryder
and Predator duck it and catch the Television Champion with a nice Double STO)
David Dole: Nice teamwork by
Predator and Ryder there and now Predator is telling Ryder to go up top. Ryder
ascends the turnbuckle and he goes for a Moonsault but he meets nothing but mat
as Predator drags Godless out his way and locks in a Boston Crab! It’s every
man for himself in this one with the Television Championship on the line!
(Godless tries to make it to
the ropes but he can’t reach but he grabs backwards and gets hold of the ankle
of Predator and manages to reverse the Boston Crab into an Anklelock of his
own. Predator howls in pain on the canvas but before he has a chance to submit
Ryder comes up behind Godless and smashes a forearm to the back of his head
before hitting a Pump-Handle Slam. Ryder makes a cover but Godless is able to
get his shoulder up at 2)
David Dole: Now Ryder picks
up Predator and whips him to the turnbuckle and follows him in but Predator
gets the boot up and connects with the head of Ryder. Predator now hoists Ryder
up onto the top rope and it looks like he could be going for a Superplex now.
Wait though, here comes Godless and he gets under Predator and STACK
SUPERPLEX!! All three men are out on the canvas after that!
“THIS IS AWESOME! THIS IS
AWESOME! THIS IS AWESOME!”
(Godless is up first and he
drags up Ryder and delivers a Release Underhook Suplex before locking in a
Hangman’s Clutch. Ryder manages to make it to the ropes but Godless is hanging
on to the hold and he’s yelling at the ref that he’s got until the count of
five to release. The ref counts to five and Godless gets up and starts stomping
away down on Ryder when Predator comes from behind with a huge Polish Hammer
that sends Godless sprawling over the top rope to the outside below)
David Dole: Predator turns
his attentions on to Ryder now but the King of Extreme is throwing such big
punches and now a DDT! He covers Predator but he kicks out at 2! He’s going for
a Piledriver now but Predator twists his body and he counters it with Silent
Death!! It’s over now - KRYSTAL DREAMS! KRYSTAL DREAMS!! Godless comes out of
nowhere to hit Krystal Dreams on Predator and he makes the cover 1... 2... 3...
He retains the GCW Television Championship!
(Godless gets his title
handed back to him and he holds his championship aloft to the cheers of the
fans in New York)
David Dole: What an
action-packed edition of Blaze! Tune in to Showdown this Saturday where in the
main event the United States Championship will be on the line in a Triple
Threat Ladder match with Blake Frederiksen against Sam McKee and Perice McGee!
Frank Einstein: Goodnight
and good fight!