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GCW SATURDAY NIGHT SHOWDOWN
August 12th,
2006
Anaheim, California
JD: Welcome everyone to
Saturday Night Showdown!! We are LIVE here in Anaheim, CA for the new live
edition of Saturday Night Showdown!! I
am Johnny Diamond and I am joined as always by Ramblin Rick Rogers!!
Rick: Tonight is going to be
great Johnny!! We have a Steel Cage Match right here LIVE on Showdown! I’m
pretty sure the other promotions aren’t offering wrestling action like this!!
Plus we have the start of the King of Extreme Tournament!!
JD: I’ve just gotten word
that there’s some action outside in the parking lot!!
(Cameras go out back where the UWA limousine
rolling into the parking lot. The limo stops and Blake, Max and Shane all get
out of the limousine.)
Blake:
I’ll meet you guys in the UWA locker-room in 15 minutes.
(Blake walks off and
the camera-crew follows him. Blake then walks up to the locker room of
Predator. Blake knocks on the door and when Predator opens to the door Blake
jumps him and starts putting the boots to Predator in his locker room. Blake grabs the Predator and starts taking
him towards the arena entrance and continues to punch Predator the whole way. They make their way into the arena and down
the ramp where there is a referee waiting in the ring and the bells rings
starting a match)
JD: Who in
the hell does Blake Frederiksen think he is? Is this an officially sanctioned
match?
Rick:
There’s a ref isn’t there dumbass? Blake is kicking this guy’s ass and that’s
what he gets for calling out the former GCW World Champ and soon to be UWA
World Champ!!
JD: Come on
Rick…..this isn’t a fair match? He jumped the guy in his locker room. OH man what a devastating brain buster by
the Paragon!! Look at him gloating in the ring….this guy is so damn arrogant!!
Rick: You
would be too if you were him!!!
JD: Blake
is setting him up for a double underhook powerbomb……OH what a devastating move
by Blake Frederiksen!! Look at Blake making a cover with his foot!! There’s a
2-count by the referee!! I can’t believe he thought he could win like that!!
Blake Frederiksen is giving the sign for the Paradigm…….WOW what a devastating
move by the former World Champ!!
Rick: No
one gets up from that move Johnny!! NO ONE!! HAHAHAHA!!
JD: Here’s
the cover by Blake……1…..2…..3!!! Blake gets the win but this wasn’t a fair
match Rick!! You can’t tell me Blake is going to actually take credit for
beating Predator in a fair match!!
Rick: Shut
the hell up Johnny……Blake can do what he wants…..he’s part of the Ultimate
Wrestling Alliance!!
JD: Oh
great now he’s got a microphone.
Blake:
Who the hell are these ingrates somehow making their way into this company and
making demands of me? Who is this fool lying beneath me who wanted to challenge
me to a match here tonight? That wasn’t a match, it was a calf put out to the
slaughter against the best the wrestling world has to offer. Predator, maybe
now you’ll learn to stay your tongue and know not to irritate your betters but
I really wouldn’t be surprised if you’re too dense to take on board this
lesson. However I stress that this is not just a lesson to this dolt but to
others as well. Ace King what on earth makes you think Predator or yourself are
worth any of my time? No one makes demands of The Paragon and it comes to an
end tonight.
(Blake
throws down the microphone….)
JD:
Can you believe this guy? Wait a minute……it’s ACE KING!!!
(Ace King comes running
down the ramp and jumps in the ring but the Paragon slips out of the ring and
the two men talk trash to one another as Blake makes his way back up the
ramp. Ace King helps up the Predator.)
Rick: What
in the hell is Ace King doing here? He has no business being here!! This is the
Paragon’s show not Ace King’s show!!
JD: What do
you expect him to do? Sit back there and watch the actions of Blake Frederiksen
continue? I don’t think the rest of GCW is going to sit back anymore and let
the UWA do whatever they want!
Rick: What
are they going to do? NOTHING that’s what!! This is Shane Stevens company and
he has the two greatest wrestlers on his side that this company has ever seen!!
JD: How
much is he paying you to say this nonsense on live television? It doesn’t matter
because it’s time for our first match of the King of Extreme tournament!! Let’s
go up to the ring!
(Sledge makes his way into
the arena….the fans are split and it doesn’t seem like Sledge cares either way)
(Ryder hits the arena and the
place goes wild……he slaps hands with the fans on his way into the ring…)
JD: This match is already
underway and Sledge is taking it to Ryder!! He’s got him backed into the corner
and is just laying in with hard chops and knee lifts! Here’s the whip to the
far side……OH nice follow in with the running clothesline sends Ryder crashing
down to the mat!! Here’s a quick cover….but only a 2 count. Sledge just threw Ryder out to the arena
floor and is on his way out after him!!
Rick: Now this match is
going to get good!! Get a chair!!
JD: OH there’s a hard whip
by Sledge into the ring post!! Ryder’s back has got to be sore after that one!!
Now Sledge is getting a chair….he’s going to nail Ryder with it……but NO Ryder
nails Sledge with a boot to the mid-section and now Ryder has the chair!! OH MY
GOD what a shot to the head of Sledge!!
Rick: Look at the dent in
that chair!!
JD: The fans are going
wild!! It looks like Sledge was busted open with that shot!! Ryder is pulling
back the mats around the ring…..what is he going to do? It looks like he’s
going to try and suplex Sledge on to the exposed concrete floor. OH MY what a suplex by Ryder!!
Rick: Right on the cement
floor…….wow that’s gotta hurt!!
JD: Here’s the cover by
Ryder…..1…..2…..3!!! It’s over Rick!! Ryder is moving on in the tournament!!
Rick: Well who’s gonna get
up after a suplex onto a cement floor?? Do you know anyone JD?
JD: Not too many that’s for
sure!! Ryder moves on in the tournament and up next we’re going to find out who
is going to be Ryder’s opponent in the second round……..either The
Mummy…..or……Dizazter!!! Let’s find out as its time for our next match here on
the new LIVE Saturday Night Showdown!!!
(The Mummy makes is way into
the arena and the fans don’t like this guy.
The Mummy starts yelling back at the fans….)
(Dizazter comes into the
arena to a good response from the fans. A lot of the fans were cheering for
Dizazter….)
JD: These two don’t like each
other Rick and look at the brawl we have right now in the ring!! These two
hardcore brawlers are exchanging hard blows back and forth and neither man
wants to go down!! OH there’s a low blow by the Mummy and now he has control of
this match!! The Mummy just dumped Dizazter out on the floor. The Mummy is getting a chair……..OH there’s a
hard shot across the back of Dizazter!! OH MY another hard chair shot by the
Mummy!! Here’s a quick cover….1….2….NO!! Dizazter isn’t finished yet!!
Rick: Oh he’s a tough son of
a bitch and the Mummy is in for a fight here tonight on Showdown!!
JD: Mummy is going to whip
him into the ring steps….WAIT there’s the reversal by Dizazter and the Mummy
just hit the ring steps face first!!
Dizazter picks up the ring step…..OH and he slams it right down on the
back of the Mummy!! Dizazter is looking for something under the ring…….he’s got
a table!! He’s putting the table in the ring…..and now the Mummy is thrown back
into the ring!! Dizazter is putting the table in the corner….what’s he going to
do?
Rick: I don’t know but it’s
going to hurt!!
JD: Dizazter scoops up the
Mummy on his shoulder…….I think he’s going to powerslam the Mummy!! Wait a
minute….he’s pointing at the table in the corner…….he’s not going to……OH MY GOD
he did it!!! Dizazter just powerslammed the Mummy right through the table in
the corner!!
Rick: Holy shit what a
move!! Both men are hurt though JD or I think that Dizazter would have this
match won!!
JD: You’re right Rick……both
men aren’t moving too much after that devastating bone crushing move by
Dizazter!! Dizazter is up against the
ropes……now the Mummy is up…..Dizazter runs at him with a clothesline but Mummy
ducked it!! Great clothesline by Mummy sends Dizazter out to the arena floor!!
Here comes the Mummy after him!! The
fight is headed up the entrance ramp!! OH there’s a big slam by the Mummy right
on the steel entrance ramp!! The Mummy is pulling Dizazter up to his
feet…….what’s he going to do now?
NO……he isn’t going to do that!!
Rick: He’s going to
powerbomb him right off the top of the ramp onto the cement floor JD!!
JD: NO……Dizazter reversed
it!!! He just back body dropped the Mummy off the ramp onto the floor!!! I
don’t believe it!! Dizazter is coming down to make the cover……here it
is…..1….2…..3!!! Dizazter is moving on Rick!!
Rick: What a war we just
witnessed!! I think he broke the Mummy’s back!! Did you see how high he was up
in the air and then he landed down on the concrete!!! Damn that was great!!
JD: Well now it’s
official…..next week on Showdown it’s going to be Ryder vs. Dizazter and the
winner will go on to the FINAL at Extreme Heat and will have a shot at being
crowned the King of Extreme here in GCW!!! Well it’s time for another match
here in the first round of the King of Extreme Tournament!! Let’s go to the
ring for more great action!!
(Zach Fighter makes his way
to the ring and the fans don’t seem to like him very much either. There’s a lot
of boo’s from the fans….)
(Violent Vick Vader hits the
arena and the reaction is split. Some fans really seem to like him though while
others boo)
JD: Well we’re ready for
another hardcore match here on Showdown and this one is another brawl right off
the start!! Now they’re brawling out on the arena floor!! They’re going over
the guardrail and into the crowd Rick!!
Rick: This is one hell of a
fight JD!!! I want blood!!
JD: They’re continuing to
brawl through the fans here in Anaheim who are loving every second of this
great action!! The fight is headed toward the merchandise area!! Those fans
better get out of the way or they’re going to get hurt!! OH Zach just slammed
VVV face off the cement wall!! Now Zach is getting a garbage can…..OH he
smashed it right over the head of VVV.
Now Zach has VVV……he’s picking him up…..OH he just slammed him right
through one of the vendor’s tables!!!
Rick: He just destroyed a
t-shirt stand….this is great!!
JD: Here’s the
cover….1…2…NO!!! VVV just got his shoulder up Rick!!
Rick: I think that was a
3-count JD!!
JD: That’s why you’re not
the referee!! Zach Fighter has a
t-shirt and he’s choking VVV with it!! Now Zach is getting a chair…..he
missed!!! VVV moved and then took him down with a Russian leg sweep right on
the concrete floor!! VVV has got the steel chair!! He’s waiting for Zach
Fighter to get to his feet…….OH GOD what a chair shot!!! He knocked him out
cold folks!!! This one’s over…..WAIT A MINUTE it’s THE MUMMY!!! He just threw
some kind of powder in the face of VVV!!!
Rick: He can’t see JD!! VVV
can’t see a damn thing!!
JD: The Mummy just took off
and now Zach Fighter has the steel chair….OH he just nailed him right in the
back of the head with that chair!!! OH MY GOD a reverse DDT right on the
concrete floor by Zach Fighter!!! Here’s the cover….1….2….3!!! Zach Fighter is
going on…..with a little help of course!!
Rick: Hey this is a hardcore
match JD……anything goes right?
JD: Sure….but come on now?
It wasn’t fair but I guess it doesn’t matter because Zach Fighter is moving on
regardless!! Who’s he going to face
next week on Showdown…….Skull…..or……Freaky Bobby?? Let’s find out!!
(Skull makes his way to the
ring and the arena fills with boo’s.
There’s a lot of people yelling at Skull but he ignores them)
(Freaky Bobby comes out and
the fans are split. There are a few signs of fans that support him but there’s
still a lot of boo’s)
JD: Skull isn’t even going to
let him in the ring Rick!! The fight has start out on the floor!! OH Skull just
slammed Bobby’s face off the guardrail!! OH MY what a big boot to the face of
Freaky Bobby from Skull!! Skull is going under the ring…..he’s got a kendo
stick!!! OH what a shot across the back of Freaky Bobby!! OH and there’s on
right in the head!!
Rick: Look JD he broke it!!
Damn that’s gotta hurt!!
JD: Skull throws him back
into the ring!! Skull is getting a chair now and he’s getting back in the
ring!! NO….Freaky Bobby just dropkicked the chair right into the face of Skull
sending him down to the arena floor!! Freaky Bobby is going up top…….OH big
splash off the top right onto Skull out on the floor! Freaky Bobby is pulling
out a table from under the ring! He’s setting up the table outside the
ring…..now he’s going to try and put Skull on that table! Skull’s not going to
let him…..there’s a thumb in the eye by Skull!! Big clothesline by Skull sends
Bobby down to the arena floor!!
Rick: He’s reaching into his
tights JD!! Are those brass knuckles?
JD: It sure looks like
it…..Skull has got a pair of brass knuckles!! He’s pulling Bobby up to this
feet……he’s going to hit him with those brass knuckles……NO Freaky Bobby ducked
it!! OH MY GOD…….belly to back suplex right through the table!!! Freaky Bobby
put him right through the table……both men are out cold!!
Rick: All that one of them
has to do is lay their arm on the other man and it’s over!
JD: Freaky Bobby just rolled
his arm on top of Skull……1…..2…..3!!!! I don’t believe it!! Freaky Bobby just
won this match and neither man is even standing after going through the table!!
Rick: Damn what a close
match! I guess this freak is moving on…….damn Skull why did you miss with those
brass knucks?
JD: Well now it’s
settled…….next week on Showdown…..Zach Fighter vs. Freaky Bobby in the other
second round match!! One of these two men will go on to the final at Extreme
Heat!! We’ll find out next week on Showdown!! I’m getting word that something
is going down outside in the parking lot again!
Rick: Maybe the UWA are
beating the hell out of someone else here tonight? I sure hope so!! HAHAHA!
INTERVIEW
WITH B.A.D.
(Cameras go out
into the parking lot where another limo is pulling up to the arena. The limo
stops and out steps VIP, then the Weazyl who helps Stacey out of the limo.
Before the door is shut one more person gets out of the limo and it’s Howard
Stern……..Reporter Misty Sun is standing by for an interview…..)
Misty: Oh my
god……Howard Stern I’m a huge fan! What are you doing here on Showdown?
Howard: I’m here
to support B.A.D.! I’ve been hanging with these guys all week and now I’m here
to watch the Weazyl kick the shit out of that homo Skip Jones and also to watch
VIP shut the mouth of that Canadian idiot Sam McKee!
Misty: What are
your thoughts about tonight’s match Weazyl?
Weazyl: What is
there to think about? How to beat Skip Jones? HAHAHA!! Come on Misty……everyone
already knows I can beat Skip Jones…..who can’t? I bet I could let Stacey
wrestle that homo tonight and she’d kick his ass all over Anaheim!
Misty: VIP you
have a match for #1 contender for the U.S. Title……what are your thoughts about
this match?
VIP: Well my
first thought is DAMN you’re fine Misty!
Misty: (blushing)
Thanks!
VIP: My second
thought is…..what are you doing after the show?
Misty: Well….
VIP: You can
answer me later sexy! Now onto my match here tonight…..I have to face that
disgrace to Canada….Sam McKee! This guy doesn’t have a chance here tonight and
he’s going to find out just how bad the Very Impressive Piledriver hurts! Maybe
with a little luck it will knock some sense into this jackass!
Misty: Thanks for
your time…..back to you JD!
(Cameras come
back into the arena and to the broadcast location…)
JD: Can you believe Howard
Stern is here at Showdown?
Rick: Who cares……Howard
Stern is an asshole anyways!! I’m glad he’s not on regular radio anymore
because now I don’t have to worry about hearing his annoying ass anymore!
JD: Well I think he’s great
and getting even better now that he’s on satellite radio. Well it’s time for
GCW TV Title match…..will Ace King be able to survive and keep the title
against the Ultimate Power……Max Power?? Let’s find out now!
(Max Power hits the arena
and the place starts to boo and throw stuff at Max Power. He is wearing the UWA
Tag belt and yelling at the fans)
(Ace King explodes into the
arena and the place goes wild. He is wearing his TV title proudly and slapping
hands with the GCW fans)
JD: Look at the size difference!!
What does Ace King have to do to win this match?
Rick: I suggest running
away! HAHAHA!!
JD: Ace King charges right
at the big man and is taking the fight right to Max Power! You’ve got to
respect this guy’s heart and determination!
Rick: You mean stupidity!!
JD: He’s got the big man
rocking…..he comes Ace off the ropes with a running clothesline nailing Max
Power! He didn’t knock him down! Here’s a dropkick by Ace King and still he
can’t knock down Max Power!! Ace is going up top…….OH he’s caught in mid-air by
Max Power!! What’s Max going to do with him…….OH he just threw him over the top
rope out to the floor!!
Rick: Max is going to kill
him JD!! I love it!!
JD: Max Power is headed out
to the floor….he’s got Ace King……OH he just whipped Ace into the ring post!!
Here comes Max with to follow it up with a clothesline…..NO Ace King moved and
Max hit his head off the ring post!! OH there’s a dropkick by Ace King and Max
hits off the ring post again!! The big man is finally down!! The fans are going
wild!!
Rick: These people need to
shut up cuz this is far from over!
JD: Ace King is getting back
in the ring…….here comes Max slowly getting back into the ring as well! Ace
King attacks the knees of Max Power as soon as he steps into the ring! Look at
him go to work on the big man’s legs! This is what he has to do to beat Max
Power….keep him off his feet!
Rick: Come on Max…….you can
do it!
JD: What are you a
cheerleader now Rick?
Rick: F**K OFF JD!!
JD: I’ll take that as a yes!
Ace has got Max down on his back…..he’s going up top again!! OH what a great
flying elbow drop off the top ropes right across the throat of Max Power! Here’s the cover…1….2….NO!! Max Power was
able to kick out!! Ace King is going up top again…….but Max Power is up to his
feet…….here comes Ace off the top with a missile drop kick that’s on target!!
Wait Max Power went flying into the referee…..he’s out cold! Here’s the cover by Ace but there’s no
referee!!! Come on he would have had this match won Rick!
Rick: Come on JD…..you know
that’s not true!
JD: Wait a
minute….it’s Blake Frederiksen…..what’s he doing out here!!
(Blake comes running down the ramp wearing a referee shirt and jumps into the ring….)
JD: He’s wearing a referee
shirt…..he’s not the ref for this match!! He has no business out here!!
Rick: He’s a ref here
tonight isn’t he? That means he can ref any match he wants!
JD: Come on….this isn’t fair
at all! Ace King is up in the face of
Blake Frederiksen……don’t get distracted Ace!! It looks like Ace is going to try
and get the big man into a sharpshooter…….he can’t do it……or can he? He’s fighting with the big man to get him
over……but he did it….he’s got it locked in!! The regular ref is getting back up
and is telling Blake he doesn’t need him anymore!! Ace King is going to win
this match Rick!!
Rick: Come on Max……don’t
give up!!!
JD: NO….NO……Blake just
decked the ref!!! OH he just kicked Ace King right in the back of the
head! Blake is putting the boots to Ace
King the man who had this match won!! Blake is setting him up for the
Paradigm…..OH there it is…..Paradigm by Blake Frederiksen!! Max Power is back
up and I think Blake just told him to give Ace King the Category 7!! Max is
setting him up………WAIT here comes the Predator!!!
(Predator comes running down to the ring with a chair…..)
JD: Oh he just nailed Max
Power in the back with the chair……..and there’s a swing at Blake but look at
how fast Blake got out of that ring before Predator could take his head off
with that chair!! OH there’s another chair shot to the head of Max Power
sending him down to the mat!! Blake has got a hold of Max’s foot and he just
pulled him out of the ring!!
Rick: Good……get him out of
here Blake….this idiot Predator….who does he think he is?
JD: A man who was attacked
earlier in the night….that’s who!
Rick: He’s going to pay……pay
big time!!
JD: Well at least Ace King
is still the TV Champion because he fought his heart out in this match against
a man a lot bigger and a lot stronger then he is!
Rick: If it wasn’t for that
damn Predator…..Ace King would be leaving here in a stretcher!!! This guy
ruined EVERYTHING!!
JD: Relax Rick…..they got
what they deserved! I’m being told Nick Lutz is standing by outside of President
Stevens’s office and has some insider news for us!
(Cameras go
backstage where Nick Lutz is standing outside of President Shane Stevens’s
office….)
Nick: Hello
everyone….I am Nick Lutz and have I got an inside scoop for you! Inside this
office right now…..there is a team of lawyers sitting down with Shane Stevens
in an important meeting. I haven’t been
able to get any official word from anyone inside the office of Shane Stevens’
but my sources tell me that it has something to do with some big contract
signing next week on Showdown!! An apparently the contract has something to do
with Shane Stevens and Blake Frederiksen! Now I haven’t been able to confirm
any of this as of yet…..but one can only wonder what kind of big announcement
this could be. I mean is it a contract
for a match? Is it a new contract for a new member of the UWA? I mean there’s
so many possibilities we could be here all night! I’m going to try and get some confirmation folks…..
(Nick Lutz knocks
on Shane Stevens’ door. He waits a
minute….then knocks again………waits…….knocks again. Still no one answers the door…..then the door opens and a hand
comes out and sticks a sign on the door and closes the door. The signs says……Official UWA Business…..everyone
else……F**K OFF!!)
Nick: Well I guess they’re trying to tell me something! I don’t know what this is all about but hopefully we’ll find out more during the week or next Saturday on Showdown! Back to you JD!!
(Cameras go back
to the broadcast location….)
JD: Wow……a big contract signing? What in the world could this all be about?
Rick: I don’t know…..but
what a great sign! HAHAHA!! If it
involves the UWA you know it’s going to be big!
JD: Well we’re ready to find
out who’s going to be the #1 contender for Shade’s U.S. Title!! By the
way…..has anyone even seen Shade in the building?
Rick: I don’t think he’s
here…….why does he need to be here?
JD: He doesn’t need to be
here…..but you think he might be interested in who he’s going to be facing next
week on Showdown!! Who will face Shade right here on Showdown next week for the
U.S. title……..Sam McKee…..or…..VIP Billy Stevens????
(Sam McKee hits the arena
and the “asshole” chant breaks out. The fans hate him and the signs show it.)
(VIP comes out to a
thunderous ovation and there are a ton of B.A.D. signs and “VIP will you marry
me” signs…..)
JD: This should be a great
match folks! These are two great young superstars here in GCW and look at them
eye down each other in the ring. OH Sam
just slapped VIP right across the face. There’s a slap by VIP to the face of
Sam McKee!! OH there’s a big chop by VIP and another one……he backs him into the
corner and here’s the whip! OH Sam McKee hits the turnbuckle hard and goes flying
over the top rope out to the floor!! VIP is going up on the top rope!! VIP
nails Sam with a splash off the top rope!!
Rick: Damn it!! I hate this
little punk VIP!! Come on Sam McKee get your ass up!!
JD: VIP whips Sam right into
the guardrail….man did he hit hard!! In charges VIP…….OH but he’s back body
dropped over the guardrail and into the fans!!
Rick: Great reversal Sam!!
JD: Sam McKee is going to
try and suplex him back in……can he do it!! YES he just suplexed VIP over the guardrail
onto the floor!! Sam rolls VIP into the ring and goes for the cover….1…2…NO!!
VIP is out in 2!! Sam McKee is going up top…..VIP is up to his feet and he
falls into the ropes!! OH MY Sam just landed on his family jewels in the
corner!
Rick: OH MAN I can feel that
up here!!
JD: VIP is going up top with
Sam……..he’s going to try a superplex……..OH WHAT A SUPERPLEX!!! Here’s the
cover….1…2…NO!!! Sam got his foot on the ropes!! VIP is going up top……..here
comes a frog splash……NO he misses!!! Sam McKee rolls him up……1…2…NO!! Sam McKee
is going for a figure four leglock…..can he get it on…….he’s got it!! Can VIP
turn him over or get to the ropes!!
Rick: No way….he’s got it
locked in tight and right in the middle of the ring!! Come on Sam break his
leg!!
JD: VIP is reaching for the
ropes…….look at the pain he’s in!! The fans are starting to chant “VIP”……will
it be enough to help out Billy Stevens!! He’s fighting back……..he’s going to
try and turn over Sam McKee….can he do it…….can he……YES he reversed the figure
four and now he’s got the pressure on Sam’s knee!! Sam quickly got a hold of those ropes for the ref to break the
hold!
Rick: That’s a smart move!!
JD: He’s going to try and
put it on again……NO VIP just kicked him right in the face!!! VIP is up……..he
comes a superkick……NO he missed it…..and he knocked out the ref with that
superkick!!! I don’t believe this!! Sam McKee just pulled something out of his
tights……OH right between the eyes of VIP!!! He’s out cold Rick!!! Now he’s
putting the object back into his tights!! He’s waking up the ref……..no don’t
let it go down like this!!! Here’s the
cover……1……….2………3!!!! NO NO!!
Rick: YES…YES!!!
JD: Sam McKee just robbed
VIP!!
Rick: Did the ref see it?
That’s all that matters!!!
JD: Sam is going
to get a chair…….he’s not done with VIP!!! Wait a minute……it’s the World
Champion……The Weazyl!!!!
(Weazyl comes
running down to the ring and jumps into the ring…..)
JD: Sam McKee is going to nail
the Weazyl with that chair……NO the Weazyl ducked it and dropkicked the steel
chair right into the face of Sam McKee sending him out of the ring to the
floor!! It’s a good thing the Weazyl came out when he did! Sam McKee may have
won this match but as far as I’m concerned he didn’t earn it!!
Rick: What in the hell do
you know?? All I know is he’s going to get a U.S. title shot next week on
Showdown…..NOT VIP!!! HAHAHA!!
JD: You may be right about
him getting the title shot but that’s about it! It’s time to lower the cage
here in Anaheim…..it’s time for a good old GCW Cage Match!! Will Skip Jones get his revenge on the
Weazyl tonight in the Cage? Or will B.A.D. embarrass Skip Jones yet again here
on Showdown? Will Blake Frederiksen be
an impartial referee? The cage is ready…..the fans are ready…….let’s go down to
the ring for tonight’s MAIN EVENT!!
(Blake
Frederiksen comes out wearing a referee shirt and the fans start to boo and
some fans begin to throw garbage at Blake…..he grabs a mic…..)
Blake: I just want to let everyone know backstage that I am going to call this thing right down the middle and NO ONE will be allowed down here to interfere in this match! If I see anyone down here at ringside they will be thrown out of the building by security!
(Blake throws
down the mic…)
(Skip Jones comes out and
the men boo and the ladies are screaming…..he is more concerned with himself……)
(The Weazyl hits the arena
and the fans go wild. There are tons of “Weazyl – 7 Times” signs and B.A.D.
signs….)
JD: The door is closed and
both men are locked inside the steel cage…….only one man will escape!! He we
go….and Skip Jones quickly goes after the Weazyl and the fight has begun! Skip
whips Weazyl into the ropes….OH nice spin wheel kick by Skip Jones right into
the face of the Weazyl! Skip picks up
the Weazyl and is going to try and throw him into the cage……..NO the Weazyl
blocked it……Oh and he slammed Skip’s face off the cage!! Now the Weazyl is
doing to good old cheese grater to Skip’s face!! If this keeps up he’s not
going to be the sexiest man in GCW anymore!!
Rick: Shut up JD…….Skip is a
great wrestler and even with a scar he’s still the best looking guy in GCW!!
JD: The Weazyl is going to
try and leave the cage……..he’s going for the door!! Why isn’t Blake opening the
door?
Rick: He doesn’t see
him……he’s looking at the fans JD…….it’s not Blake’s fault he doesn’t have eyes
in the back of his head!!
JD: Finally Blake sees
him…..now the door is open……but Skip is up and nails Weazyl from behind!! Skip
Jones picks up the Weazyl and slams him to the mat. Skip drops the leg across the throat of the Weazyl. Skip Jones is going for the door……Blake is
opening the door!! How come he had no problem seeing Skip Jones?
Rick: Because the fans
weren’t yapping at him that time! If these morons here would leave Blake alone
he could do a better job!! Maybe we should kick the fans out of the building
because this isn’t fair to Blake!!
JD: Skip Jones is half way out
of the cage………WAIT the Weazyl has him by the foot!! He’s pulling him back into
the cage…….now the Weazyl is putting the boots to Skip Jones!! The Weazyl
throws Skip Jones hard into the steel cage!! Oh that one busted open Skip
Jones!! The Weazyl grabs Skip Jones and delivers a great fall away slam to Skip
Jones!! The Weazyl is going to try and climb out of the cage!! Seeing he can’t
use the door he might as well go over the top!! The Weazyl is up top…….but Skip Jones is up……he’s climbing up top
with the Weazyl!! We have a fight on the top turnbuckle……..OH Skip just poked
Weazyl is the eyes!! OH he slammed the Weazyl’s face off the top of the cage!!
OH and again…….OH a third time and Weazyl falls down into the cage!! The Weazyl
is busted open as well!! Skip Jones is going to climb out of the cage!!
Rick: Come on Skip!!
JD: Skip is stopping at the
top of the cage……..what’s he doing?
Rick: Don’t do it Skip!!
JD: He’s going to……..OH MY
GOD……he missed the frog splash off the top of the cage!!! The Weazyl rolled out
of the way!! The Weazyl is going to try
and climb out of the cage…….he’s going over the top!! I don’t think Skip is
going to be able to stop him!! Wait a minute……IT’S MAX POWER!!!
(Max comes running down to the ring and starts to climb the cage but Blake Frederiksen is on the floor looking for a contact lens….)
JD: How come Blake isn’t
stopping this….he said he was going to be impartial and no one was allowed at
ringside!!
Rick: He can’t see you
idiot!!
JD: You actually believe
that….this is another setup by the UWA!! Max Power is stopping the Weazyl and
they’re fighting on top of the cage!! The Weazyl just slammed Max Power’s face
off the cage……OH and again…….OH MY GOD Max Power just fell off the cage out
onto the arena floor!! The Weazyl is going to get out of the cage!!!
Wait…..Skip Jones is going for the door……who’s going to make it first?? I think
it’s going to be the Weazyl!!!
NO…..it’s Shane Stevens!!! What in the hell is he doing out here??
(Shane Stevens comes running down to the cage…and grabs a hold of the Weazyl’s legs)
Rick: He’s owns the damn
company he can do what he wants!!
JD: He’s got a hold of the
Weazyl’s legs……..look at him he’s holding him against the cage so he can’t get
down!! Blake is acting like he can’t see any of this…..come on…..this is
HORRIBLE!!! Skip Jones is at the door…..oh look at how fast Blake can open the
door for Skip Jones……NO NO……it can’t end like this!!! Skip Jones is out of the
cage!!! DAMNIT!!
Rick: YES YES!!! I don’t
believe it!!! What a great match….and what a great ref job by Blake
Frederiksen!!!
JD: What are you talking
about….he screwed the Weazyl!!! This
match isn’t over…..they’re putting the boots to the Weazyl out on the floor!! The
cage is lifting off the ring and they’re taking the Weazyl back into the
ring!! Here comes VIP and Stacey!!!!
(VIP and Stacey Valentine come running down to the ring…….only VIP jumps in the ring to help Weazyl….)
JD: VIP is unloading on
them…..come on Billy!!! OH Skip Jones clipped his knee from behind! Now they’re
all putting the boots to VIP!! Come on this is ridiculous!!! Stacey is getting
in the ring…….no don’t do it!!! She’s begging them to stop……….NO Shane Stevens
has got a hold of Stacey!!! What’s he going to do to her? Blake is going to get
a chair??
Rick: Uh Oh……this isn’t
going to be good!
JD: NO…..they’re not going
to hit Stacey are they? Blake has a mic and he just handed it to Shane
Stevens!!
Shane: Well
Skip……you got your revenge on the Weazyl…..just like we promised you would!!
Now……if you want to join the Ultimate Wrestling Alliance……you must prove your
loyalty and prove how far you’re willing to go to eliminate the cancer in GCW
known as B.A.D.!! Blake give Skip that chair!!
(Blake hands the
chair to Skip)
Shane: You want
in……..all you have to do is use that chair and lay out this whore on her back
like she’s used to!! Well??? What’s it going to be Skip?
(Skip hesitates
for a minute………then he nails Stacey in the face with the chair knocking her
out…)
Shane: Welcome
aboard Skip……welcome aboard!!
JD: WHY?? Why in the hell
would he do something like that?? That’s not right…..how could he do that to a
woman?
Rick: She deserved it for
what she put him through!!
JD: These monsters can’t get
away with this bullshit!!!
(Ace King and Predator come running down to the ring….)
JD: Here comes some help
finally!!! They’re taking it to the UWA……but it’s just not enough as it’s still
4 on 2 in there!!! Damnit now these bastards are beating down Ace King and
Predator!!! Wait a minute………who’s that??
(Newcomer Johnny
Godless comes running down to the ring to help out…..)
JD: It’s Johnny Godless!!!
At least someone back there is willing to stand up to the UWA!!! Johnny Godless
is on fire in the ring……he’s taking it to all 4 members of the UWA!! Come on
Johnny!!!! DAMN it’s still not enough!!! What’s it going to take to stop them?
(Out of the crowd comes DMG and Mighty Knight with the old GCW Tag Team Title belts….)
JD: I don’t believe it……it’s
the GCW Tag Team Champions!!!!! They’re
in the ring and they’ve got those title belts!!! They’re nailing all the
members of the UWA in the face with the belts!!! They just cleaned house in there knocking all the members of the
UWA out of the ring to the floor!!! Now they’re helping up everyone else in the
ring!!! Stacey is still out cold……I think she’s going to need some medical
attention!!! The Weazyl looks pretty concerned!! The UWA is taking off through
the crowd…….wait a minute……the ring is clearing out and they’re all chasing
after the UWA through the fans!!! The
Weazyl is still in the ring with Stacey and finally here comes some medical
help!!!
(The medical team comes down to the ring with a stretcher and start to put Stacey on the stretcher…)
JD: The chase is on
folks……..and hopefully the GCW alliance will be able to get their hands on the
UWA!!
(Cameras go out back where we see the UWA members come running out of the arena and jump into a waiting limo. Ace King and VIP run up to the limo and start to pound on it……Ace King jumps on top and tries to get a hold of them through the sun roof. The car takes off and Ace King falls off the car but isn’t hurt very bad.)
JD: Damnit they were so
close!!! What in the hell is going to happen next week on Showdown?
Rick: Every week things just
keep getting crazier here in GCW…..and I’m loving it!!!
JD: We’re out of time
folks…….and we’ve seen a lot tonight and we’re left with so many un answered
questions!! I mean we know Skip Jones is now in the UWA…….but how is Stacey
Valentine after what he did to her?
What about the contract signing we heard about here tonight? Things just
keep heating up heading towards the Ultimate Cage Match at Extreme Heat!!! What
in the hell can happen next week on Showdown in Dallas, Texas??? See you next
week on the hottest wrestling show on television…….GCW Saturday Night
Showdown!!!!
(Cameras fade to black….)